HI! WE'RE TONI AND RYAN, 'JUST FRIENDS' FROM MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA.

(IT'S TONI WRITING THIS, OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE RYAN CAN'T SPELL.)

  • After we met and decided our rude jokes were just too good to keep to ourselves - our rude jokes went viral on TikTok and Instagram Reels, and we decided to take on the world of podcasting. And what a choice it was! With 5 episodes a week and over a million downloads every month, this is where we're meant to be. We love each other, and we love making this podcast!

  • Michael Idaho from The Age and The Sydney Morning Herald said "The show works, largely, because of the pair's chemistry. (How they have not been snaffled for breakfast radio is anyone's guess.) Broadly, they engage in bold and often explicit discussions like a pair of over sharing siblings. At the same time, there is a very subtle sexual chemistry." You can read the full article here.

MEET TONI

BY RYAN JON

Toni is an absolute legend. She's the funniest person I've met and also one of the most caring friends you could have. "The Audio Queen" isn't just a fun segment on the podcast - Toni is literally an audio queen having graduated from Western Australian Academy of Performing Arts with an Advanced Diploma in Sound Engineering. She's worked as an audio producer with The Hit Network and The KIIS Network.

I first met Toni when she was a producer and occasional on air with "Jase and PJ" at KIIS1O1 in Melbourne and I kept asking myself, "why hasn't Toni got her own show?" Well she does now and finally the world is now seeing how f* *king funny she is.

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MEET RYAN

BY TONI LODGE

Since leaving the safety of his 9 to 5 job in accounting, Ryan took the radio world by storm and travelled around Australia as a breakfast presenter with the Hit Network. Ryan continued to thrive by making a splash online as a content creator and audio consultant.

A creative gun and all-round great guy, Ryan keeps the Toni and Ryan machine running and is an amazing friend and collaborator. There's no one else I would ever dream of working so closely with. On the weekend you'll find him playing sport, watching sport, or talking about how he used to play sport overseas.

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